Pisssicle Love

Get a condom, bigger the better. Piss into it, get it as full as you can(or as full as ur willing) then tie it shut.
Put in freezer until fully frozen
Fuck yourself with your pee-pee popsicle!
Or, you could always gag yourself with it if you prefer. Ideally you fuck yourself w/it until it completely melts! If u decide to suck it, swallow!